Thanks to Heinousamos, Pherenikos, and bam0338 for their contributions.
You can't park there...
Never seen a whale up close before.
You can't park there...
Um...that's the wrong job mask...
Something got delivered alright...in my pants.
You can't park there...
I think I had too much wine...I'm seeing double.
You can't park there...
Can I get a safety inspection?